The Funnies
A silly list of silly things that make me laugh.
Michael Scott doing parkour
That one GIF of Salem laughing maniacally
The one volcano scene in Finding Nemo. SHARKBAIT OOH HA HA
Every episode of Modern Farmer (2014 K-drama)
The squeak of the desert rain frog 🥰
The one skit Josh Johnson did about Jada-Pinkett Smith
That one time my friend and I discussed the logistics of the gremlin eating schedule (if time is a circle, is it EVER truly after midnight?)
All the good comebacks in Viva la Repartee. Do you think you're savage? Ain't got nothing on my boy Winston Churchill
Most of Napoleon Dynamite
The Peculiar Pieman of Porcupine Peak. What's the point of being a villain if your evildoer name isn't alliterative?
My coworker complaining about how sucky Baja Blasts are. More laughing when Google decided to show me videos on the subject the next day (uncanny!)
Every time I say “the one __ to rule them all” and everyone cringes
Every time my daughter makes me pretend to sleep so she can jump on me. She makes me say “I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW |HER NAME| WOULD COME FOR ME!!!!!”
The way Granpa Pig says BAH-sil on Peppa Pig instead of BAY-sil as we do in the US
Every single scene with the Penguins in anything from the Magadascar Franchise
Punny Cozy Mystery novel titles like:
Corpse on the Cob
Purl Up and Die
Roast Mortem
Meet Your Baker
Murder by the Book
Lady Astor:
"Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
